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March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"

You may have noticed a lot of guys walking down the street with bouquets of roses this weekend and thought to yourself, Wow, there must be a lot of repentant philanderers this time of year. Actually it was Valentine's Day. Luckily, there's a holiday you may be more interested in called Steak and BJ Day, and Asylum's token girl is here to tell you all about it.